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Here's a few hundred of Allin Kempthorne's happy clients.
When you book Allin Kempthorne's Inspired Lunacy you know you're in great company!

African Partner Network, Johannesburg, South Africa
Allders store, Bromley
Allders store, Croydon
Allders store, Ilford
Allders store, Oxford
Alton Sports Centre
Alton Towers
The American Ambassador's Residence, Private Party
Amersham Carnival
Amersham Heritage Day
Amersham V.E. Day Celebrations
Amsterdam RAI, Amsterdam, The Netherlands
The Annual 18 Awards
Anthony Nolan Trust Bike Race, Brighton
Antony's Cafe Bistro, Paddington
Arnie & Regina, Fuengirola, Spain
Arding and Hobbes, Clapham
Aramark Annual Sales Conference
Arsenal Football Club
Arts Centre, Pontardawe, Wales
Ascot Races
The Asda 'Oscars' Award Ceremony, Harrogate
Asda, Royal Cornwall Show
Asda Store, Brighton Marina
Asda Store, Coldean
Asda Store, Greenhithe
Asda Store, Hemel Hempstead
Asda Store, The Rose, Leeds
Asda Store, Swindon
Asda Store, Walthamstow
Ashford International Hotel
Ashton 'Spirit of the Streets' Festival
The Assembly Rooms, Edinburgh
Associated Newspapers Christmas Party
The Bad Habit Cabaret, Edinburgh
Balham Carnival
Barmitzvahs & Batmitvahs, nationwide
Barratt's Homes
Basingstoke Dickensian Christmas 1999
Basingstoke Dickensian Christmas 2000
Basingstoke Hockey Club
Basingstoke Party in the Park
Bath Fringe Festival
Bath Street Performance Weekend
The BBC Concert Hall, London
Bedford River Festival
Beech Hill Community Junior School, Christmas Show,Luton
The Beefeater by the Tower
Bella Centre, Copenhagen, Denmark
Belfry Shopping Centre, Redhill
The Bentall Shopping Centre, Kingston
Bentall's Department Store, Kingston
Birmingham City Millennium Presentation
Bisham Abbey
Bisham Abbey Sport's Center
Bloomsbury Fair
Bluewater Shopping centre, Greenhithe (over 40 bookings)
The Bonnington Hotel, London
La Boit a Malices, Paris, France
Border's Book Shop, Beckton
Border's Book Shop, Islington
Border's Book Shop, Lakeside
The Bourne Hall Clinic
BP Service Stations nationwide
Bradford food and drink Festival
Breakfast with Santa, Arding and Hobbes
Breakfast with Santa, Clapham
Breakfast with Santa, Harrods
The Brentham Club, Ealing
Brick Lane Food Festival
Brighton Palace Pier
Brighton Trades and Labour Club, Christmas Show
British Airways
British Home Stores, Oxford Street, London
Brittany Ferries
Brixton Telegraph
Broad Street Mall, Reading
Bromley Christmas Lights (4 years)
Bromley French Market (many bookings)
Bromley Jubilee Celebrations
Bromley Town Management
Brooklands Museum
Brooklands shopping centre
Brookmead Primary School, Leighton Buzzard
Buckingham Golf Club, Christmas Party
The Building Design Centre, London
Burmah Castrol
Burnley Mechanics Hall, Burnley
Burtons store, Glasgow
Bushey & Oxhey Donkey Derby
Bushey Park, Hampton Court
Butlins, Minehead
Buttermarket Shopping Centre, Ipswich
Camberley Working Mens Club
Camden Town Hall
Canary Wharf Shopping Centre, (Many repeat bookings)
Cannon Park Shopping Centre, Coventry
Cardiff Food Festival
Carnegie Hall, Dunfermline, Scotland
CeBIT, Hannover, Germany
Central Park Primary School, London
The Centrale Shopping Centre, Croydon
Chalk Farm Development Project, Wembley
Charles Square Shopping Centre, Bracknell
Charlton Athletic Football Club
Chatham and Rochester Carnival
Chesham Building Society, Anniversary Celebrations
Chessington World of Adventures (2 years)
Children's Festival, Liverpool
Christmas Lights, Basingstoke (2 years)
Christmas Lights, Bromley (4 years)
Christmas Lights, East Ham
Christmas Lights, Elm Park
Christmas Lights, Guildford
Christmas Lights, Kingston
Christmas Lights, Portsmouth
Christmas Lights, Wootton Bassett
Chivers Hartley Christmas Show
Circus Haven, Tour of Haven Holiday Centres
City Hall, Perth, Scotland
Civic Hall, Winsford
The Clarendon Centre
Clandon Park, Surrey
The Clock House Hotel, Welwyn
Club Med, Nice, France
College Town Junior School, Camberley
Comedy night at the Angel And Crown, Westminster
The Commonwealth Institute, London
Connex Railways promotion
Coombe Haven Holiday Village
The Copthorne Tara Hotel, Kensington
Cornwall County Show
Cosmos Holidays, Finland
The Courtyard House Hotel, London
Covent Garden Street Festival
Covent Garden Market Charity Christmas Show
The Crescent Nursery School, Wokingham
Crystal Palace Park, London
Culver Shopping Centre, Colchester
Danskey's, Duquesa, Spain
Debenham's Store, Bromley
Debenham's Store, Chelmsford
Debenham's Store, Crawley
Debenham's Store, Luton
Debenham's Store, Sutton
Debenham's Store, Romford
Debenham's Store, Wexford
Deutsche Messe, Hannover, Germany
Dick Whittington, Touring Show for Chaplin's Pantos
Didcot Conservative Club
Diggerland, Kent
Doc's Place, Edinburgh
"Don't Forget Your Toothbrush" Audience warm-up, Channel 4
Downs School Christmas Show, Harlow
Dresdner Klienwort wasserstein, London
Dulwich Farmer's Market, Dulwich
Durox Supa Club, Linford
Ealing Broadway Shopping Centre
East Ham Christmas Lights Ceremony
East Ham Market
Eastgate Shopping Centre, Basildon
East Thurrock Community Centre
Earls Court Extravaganza
Edinburgh Festival Calvacade
Edinburgh Festival, Street Entertainment
Elm Park Christmas Lights
The Edinburgh Fringe Festival Tap Water Awards
The Elmsleigh Centre, Staines
The Ellisian Lounge, London
Elstree Golf Club, Christmas Party
Emirates Stadium, Arsenal
Endol Dragon Boat Race
Endol Furniture
Enfield Scout Fair
Epsom Derby, touring promotion
Epsom Racecourse
European Festival of Street Entertainers, Rochester
Excel Exhibition Centre, London
Exeter District Council
EXPO plaza, Hannover, Germany
Farmer's Market, Harlow
Farmer's Markets, Romford
Farmer's Markets, South-On-Sea
Festival Fringe Reception, Edinburgh
The Fools Rush Inn, Calahonda, Spain
The Forum, Sittingbourne
Freeport Shopping Village, Braintree
French Market, Bromley
The Fringe Club, Edinburgh
Fritz Hansen, Clerkenwell
Fulwood Barracks, Preston
The Galleries Shopping Centre, Aldershot
Gallions Housing Association Open Day, 2002
Gallions Housing Association Open Day, 2003
Gallions Housing Association Open Day, 2005
Gatwick Airport
George Yard Shopping Centre, Braintree
The Georgian State Circus, Soviet Georgia
Gitex Exhibition, Dubai, United Arab Emirates (2 years)
The Glades, Bromley
Glaxo Smith Kline Family Fun Day
The Goodwood Ball, Chichester
Goodwood Hall
Goldsmiths Jewellers, Store Openings, Manchester & Salisbury
G.P.O. Club, Peterborough
The Grand Christmas Parade, London
The Grand River Race, Richmond
Greatford Hall, Stamford
Great Kings Hill Combined School, Christmas Show, High Wycombe
Great Leighs Primary School, Chelmsford
Greenwich Park, London
Greenwood Park Leisure Centre, St. Albans
Greywell Shopping Centre, Havant
Groombridge Festival of Steam, Wheels and Wings
The Grosevenor Hotel, London
The Groucho Club, London
The Grove Shopping Centre, Witham
The Grovefield Hotel, Burnham
Guernsey Liberation Festival, Channel Islands
Guildford Council
Gyle Shopping Centre, Edinburgh
The H.A.C. London (many bookings)
Hammersmith Shopping Centre
Hampstead Heath, Children's Entertainment Program (many repeat bookings)
Hampstead Heath Open Day
The Hard Rock Cafe, London
Harlow Show Ground
Harrow Royal British Legion
Harry Potter Book Launches, Border's Book Shop, Beckton
Harry Potter Book Launch, Border's Book Shop, Islington
Harry Potter Book Launch, Border's Book Shop, Lakeside
Harry Potter Book Launches, Canary Wharf
Harry Potter Book Launches, Harrods
Harry Potter Book Launch, Ottakars Book Shop, Bromley
Harry Potter Film Launch, The Ellisian Lounge, London
Harry Potter Party, The Brilliant Company
Harry Potter Party, The Copthorne Tara Hotel
Harry Potter Party, Harrington House
Hastings Annual Jack-in-the-Green Festival
Hatfield Social Club, Christmas Party
Harcourt Sands Holiday Village
Harlequin Centre, Watford
Harlequin Theatre, Redhill
The Harrington House Hotel, London
Harrogate Showground, West Yorks
The Harvey Centre, Harlow
Harrods, (over 30 separate engagements)
Harrods Christmas Parade
Haydock Park Racecourse
Hayes Carnival
Hayes Town show
Hayes Working Mens Club, Christmas Show
Haven Heroes, Tour of Haven Holiday Centres
Havering Council
The Heart of East Ham Festival
Heathrow Airport (over 20 separate bookings)
Henley Management College
The Heyward Gallery, London (repeat bookings)
High Elms Estate, Bromley
Hilton Hotel, Nottingham (around 12 separate bookings)
Hilton Hotel, Derby (around 15 separate bookings)
H.M.P. Littlehey, West Perry
H.M.S. Belfast
H.M.S. President
Hobbs Cross Open Farm
Hoddesdon Town Centre
Holland and Barrett, Barnet
Holland and Barrett, Sevenoaks
Holland and Barrett, Southend
Holmes Place 1st Anniversary, Elstree
Homebase Store, Croydon
Home Workshop, Store Opening, Croydon
The Honorable Artillery Company (many bookings)
House of Commons, Westminster
The Howard Centre, Welwyn Garden City
The Hub, Bath
Huntingdon Street Festival
Hurley Pre-school, Christmas Party
The Hurlingham Club
Hyde Park Lido, London
Institute of Mechanical Engineering, Press launch
The International Circus Festival, Soviet Georgia
The International Festival of Street Entertainers, Guernsey
The International Hotel, Ashford
Ironmongers Hall, London
Italian Market, Horsham
Italian Market, Bluewater
I.T. Forum, Copenhagen, Denmark
Jack Lobley Primary School, Tilbury
JCB Festival, Staffordshire
Jubilee Place Shopping Centre, Docklands
Kempton Park
Kensington Gardens, London
Kent County Show
The Kent Mercury Advertiser
Kenwood Sales Conference
Kimberley Clark Conference, France
The King's Mall, Hammersmith (repeat bookings)
The Kings School, Chester, Cheshire
Kingston Christmas Lights
Kingston May Day Festival
Kittila Airport, Finland
Krispy-Kreme, Enfield
Lacoste presentation, The Modigliani Room, Paris, France
Lakeside Country Club, Camberley
Lakeside shopping Centre, Thurrock
La Lanterna Restaurant, London
Lark-in-the-Park, Bromley
The LBT Open Day, Huddersfield
Leeds Castle
Legends Night Club, Gillingham
Legoland, Windsor
Leicester Market
Leon Park Fun Day, Milton Keynes
Lewisham Council
Leyton Football Club
Lex Ford Car Sales, Promotional Event
The Liberty Shopping Centre, Romford
The Lighthouse Family, Harrods
'The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe' Film Launch
Littlehey Prison
Little Easton Manor
Littlewoods, Ipswich
Liverpool Children's Festival
Liverpool Police Social Club,
Llandudno Victorian Steam Fair
Llanidloes Town Carnival
Logica Corporate Party
The London Arena
The London Capital Club
The London Planetarium
The London Stone
The Lord Mayor's Show, London
The L'Oreal Hair Colour Awards
Losely Park, Guildford
Lothian Council
The Lower Deck, Fuengirola, Spain
Luton Carnival
The Mad Abbot, Edinburgh
Madam Tussauds
The Madinat Conference Hall, Dubai
Magnet Leisure Centre, Maidenhead
Malden Town centre, Essex
Malcome School Fields, Penge
The Maltings Shopping Centre, St Albans
The Marberissa Comedy Festival, Spain
Mardyke Woods, South Ockendon
Marks and Spencers, Bluewater
Marks and Spencers, Cheshunt
Marks and Spencers, Cribbs Causeway, Bristol
Marks and Spencers, Merry Hill, Dudley
Marks and Spencers, Pudsey
Marks and Spencers, Warrington
The Marlowes Shopping Centre, Hemel Hempstead
Martin Audio, Product Launch
The Martletts Centre, Burgess Hill
Meanwhile Garden Festival
Mecca Bingo, Luton
M.E.N. Arena, Manchester
The Mensa Annual General Meeting
Mensa Cabaret Club
Mensa Fringe Benefits, Edinburgh
Mensa Hi-Q Show
The Mensa Variety Show
The Meridian Montparnasse, Paris, France
Mertrux LTD, Promotional Event
Microsoft Christmas Party, Reading (2 years)
Microsoft Forum, Copenhagen, Denmark
The Millennium Commission
The Millennium Dome
Mill Rythe Holiday Village, Hayling Island
MNBA Magic Festival
MoMo's Restaurant, Regent Street, London
Morton's Wine Bar, London
Mothercare, Harlow
Motor Show, Ealing
The Moving Picture Company
The National Association of Street Entertainers, Press Launch
The National Health Service Parade, London
National Indoor Arena, Birmingham
Nationwide Building Society Headquarters, Swindon
Newlands Precinct, Witham
Newmarket Races
New Southgate and Friern Barnet Social Club
Newton Aycliffe Town Show
Nodes Point Holiday Village
Anthony Nolan Trust Bike Race, Brighton
Northwold Primary School, Hackney
The O2 Arena, London
Oakleaf Sports Complex, Co. Durham
Oakmere J.M.I. School, Potters Bar
Oakthorpe Junior School, Palmers Green
The Oasis, Witham, Essex
The Observatory, Shopping Centre, Slough
The Old Vic Theatre, London
The One o'clock Club, Hampstead Heath (many repeat bookings)
Oracle Exhibition Stand, Microsoft Forum, Copenhagen, Denmark
Oracle Forum, Amsterdam, Netherlands
Oracle Forum, Johannesburg, South Africa
Oracle Network, Birmingham
Oracle Network, Dubai, United Arab Emirates
Oracle Network, Endoven, Netherlands
Oracle Network, London
Oracle Network, Oslo, Norway
Oracle Network, Rhodes, Greece
Orange 'Clarity' Corporate team building
Orchard Shopping Centre, Dartford
Ottakars Book Shop, Bromley
Our Lady of Visitation R.C. School, Greenford
Pacha Nightclub, London
Paddington Performance Festival
Palace Gardens Shopping Centre, Enfield
Palmers Green Shopping Festival
Palace Pier, Brighton
P & G Prestige Beauty Conference, Paris, France
Panshanger Football Club
Parliament Hill, Hampstead Heath (repeat annual bookings)
Pavillion Gabriel, Paris, France
Pendley Manor Hotel, Tring
Peterborough G.P.O. Club Christmas Party
Petersfield Social Club
The Players Theatre, London
Portsmouth Christmas Lights
Portsmouth Christmas Parade
Prestige Beauty Conference, Paris, France
Prince of Wales Centre, Cannock
The Princess Diana Playground, Kensington Gardens, London
Princess Square Shopping Centre, Bracknell
Private Party for Sir Richard Branson
Private Party for actress Frances Barber
Private parties, Nationwide
Queens Hall, Dunoon, Scotland
Queensmere Observatory Shopping Centre
R.A.F. Benson
R.A.F. Conningsby
R.A.F. Preston
RAI Centre, Amsterdam, The Netherlands
The Rainbow Circus, Summer Tour
The Ramada Jarvis Hotel, Guildford
Rascals, Greenwich
Reading Council
Red Cross Anniversary Beacon Lighting, Billericay
Regent's Park, London
The Rhiengold Club, Oxford Street, London
Richard Compton Field, Bromley
Richmond Rugby Club
Ridgeway School, Kempston
The Robot Parade, Exeter
Romford Christmas Lights
Romford Market Festival
Romford Shopping Hall
Roomes Department Store, Upminster (many repeat bookings)
Rose Street Fun Day, Edinburgh
The Royal Academy of Music, London
The Royal Albert Hall, London
The Royal Bath Hotel, Bournemouth
The Royal British Legion, Harrow
The Royal British Legion, Wendover
The Royal Parks of London
R.S. Components Milton Keynes
Sainsbury's store, Orpington
Sainsbury's store, Rainham
St. Albans Half Marathon
St. Albans National Apple Day event
St. Clere's School Circus Special, Stanford-Le-Hope
St. George's Hall, Liverpool
St. George's Hospital, London
St. George's Shopping Centre, Harrow
St. Mary Cray Recreation Park, Bromley
St. Mary's University College Christmas Ball
St. Mary's University College Summer Ball
St. Michael's School, Ashford
The St. Nicholas Centre, Sutton
The Sandton Exhibition Centre, Sandton, South Africa
Santa in Lapland, Kittila, Finland
The Savoy Hotel
Segaworld (Over 40 bookings)
Shandy Park Children's Fun Day, Stepney Green
Shepperton Library
Silverstone Racecourse
SkyFest, Edinburgh
SkyFest, London
Sky Lab, London
Soho Parish School, Christmas Party
Somerfield Store Opening, Burgess Hill
Somerfield Store Opening, Dunstable
Sotherby's Auction House
Southern Electricity Sports Association, Portsmouth
South Harrow British Legion
South Ockendon Woods
Spirit of the Streets Festival, Ashton Under Lyne
Spitalfields Festival
Square Chapel, Halifax
Stanley County Junior School, Teddington
Staines Christmas Parade
Steam On The Met, Amersham
Stoke Park Nursery, Guildford
Stratford Civic Hall, Stratford Upon Avon
Strawberry Fair, Holborn, London
Streatham Vale Sports and Social Club
Strood Steam Fair
Sundial, Barnet Hill, Surrey
Surrey County Show 2002
Surrey County Show 2003
Surrey Quays Shopping Centre
Tblisi Sports Palace, Geogia, Soviet Union
Tea With Santa, Clapham Junction
Teignmouth Pier
The Telegraph, Brixton
The Television Show, Trade Event
Tesco store, Wilmslow
Tewin Bury Farm, Welwyn Garden City
Thames Valley Motor Show
Thorness Bay Holiday Village
Thorpe Park
The Time Out Street Entertainers Festival, London
Tooting Hospital, London
The Tower of London
The Tower Pageant, London
'The Toymaster's Show', National Tour
The Trail, Clerkenwell
Trinity School, Manchester
Twickenham Stadium
'The Ugly Duckling', Touring show for Applause Productions
Vauxhall Motors, car launch
Venue 5, Pinner
Verulamium Park, St. Albans
Victoria Hall, Campbeltown, Scotland
Victoria Hall, Hartley Wintney, Hampshire
Victoria Halls, Helensburgh, Scotland
The Village, Walthamstow
Virgin Atlantic, Summer Party
Vodaphone Promotional Events, many locations
V.W. Gedas UK, Identity Launch
V.W.H. Social Club Christmas Party, Cricklade
Wagstaff Summer Party, Pimlico
Waltham Cross Market
Walthamstow Housing Association
Wandsworth Shopping Centre, London
Waterfront Leisure Centre, Greenwich
Watergardens Shopping Centre, Harlow
Watford Town And Country Club
The Watling Festival
Weddings, Nationwide
Wembley Conference Centre
Wendover Roral British Legion, Christmas Party
Westcliff Theatre, Clacton-On-Sea
Westcroft Leisure Centre, Fun Day, Carshalton
The Westgate Centre, Stevenage
Westminster Gala Night at the London Palladium
The White Hart, Brentwood
The Whitewebbs Centre, Enfield
Whitgift Centre, Croydon
Whitstable May Day celebrations
Wilcote Grange Farm
William Morris Labour Hall, Watford
Wilmslow House
Windsor Park Resources Centre, Open Day
Winterther House
Witham Carnival, Witham, Essex
W J White, Clerkenwell
Woking Town Council
Wootton Bassett May Day
Wootton Bassett Christmas Lights
World Trade Centre, Dubai, United Arab Emirates
World Trade Centre, Hannover, Germany
W.S. Atkins Sports and Social Club, Epsom
Wyevale Garden Centre, Carmarthen, Wales
Yoyogi Park, Japan
Zebrano Bar, London
Zelda's Bar, Soho, London
The Zen Diner, Yaohan Plaza, London.

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